lalalaaa. the concert was quite nice lah.
the dancing was very dramatic but @ the front part it was just ONE person dancing.
v sian. so i slept. heh. oops.
saw so many ppl..
when gng to the esplanade, i saw zi ying
after the concert, i saw an ex-schoolmate - who was also watching the concert, cindy (total bimboooo)
in the mrt on the way back, i saw wei xian (unlucky!! my dad sat 2 seats away from him and wanted me to sit @ the gap in b/w he 2 f them. but he din noe tt i knew him lah)
@ tampines mrt, i saw tt chinese teacher.. yuan ping or sth liddat.
sian. now v sian. nth to doooooooooooo
friends forever ; 5:20 PM
dancedancedance. YAY.
free tickets somemore. n not the cheapest.. HEEHEE
i feel excited!
friends forever ; 2:54 AM
some of the pics taken yesterdayyyyyy
friends forever ; 12:55 AM
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
1. Tiffany
2. Corrina
3. Xue Wei
4. Xin yi
5. Gan gan
6. Leslie
7. Jason
8. Garret
9. Wei Zhou
10. Zhan Wei
11. Aziz
12. Farhan
13. Jaron
How did you meet 10?
- sch lor. in sec 2
What would you do if you had never met 1?
- not b as happy. =))
What would you do if 6 and 2 dated?
- er. height diff? OOPS. SORRY LES.
Have you ever seen 4 cry?
- YES. last yr. waitaminute.. im nt sure.. i think .. maybe. =)
Do you think 1 is cute?
- YES. she takes after her mum; ME.
How did you get to know 8?
- classmate..
Would you ever go on a date with number 12?
- NO WAY!
What's 7's Favorite color?
- hm.. i think orange..
What would you do if 6 confessed he/she loved you?
- ew. tts like INCEST. anyway. hes like my DAD. lol lily lao ba.
Fact about 9:
- taller than me!!
Who is 4 going out with?
- no one. but she HOPES..
Who is number 5 to you?
- GOOD friend n FUN choir-er.
Would you ever live with 13?
- eeee. if hes my brother. :)
Is 2 single?
- sort of. :)
Where does 7 live?
- tampines. a few stop fter tampines mart.
What do you think about 3?
- cool and fun friend!!
What's the best thing about number 8?
- hmm. theres nth gd! lol. jk la. hes.. fun to argue with.
What do you like about number 11?
- funny-ness!(in his really sarcastic way)
Favorite Memory with 1?
- EVERYTHING.
friends forever ; 10:58 PM
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
today was fun fun fun.
shall elaborate when i eel like typing a lot of crap.
shall go have my beauty sleep now =))
friends forever ; 10:37 PM
Sunday, August 27, 2006
did a LOT of quizzes today.
so fun.
nth to do.
dun feel like doing hw.
my pri sch choir friend asked me to go church today.
but my mum din let! !@#$%^
always liddat one. so BAD.
lazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
dun wanna do work! i wanna go out n shop n go library n slack slack slack!
friends forever ; 4:25 PM
Melissapoo
02. Two feelings at the moment?
sadnbored
03. What are you listening to right now?
summer nights frm GREASE!!
04. A part of a song lyric that's in your mind?
TELL ME MORE (x3)
05. The highlight of your week?
non-existant
06. What are you craving to have right now?
loads n loads of stuff
07. Any unforgettable childhood memories ?
Can't think of any .
08. A not-so-good childhood memory?
the rose bush thingy
09. What are your nicknames?
argh!!! meli LAH!!
10. Your three plans for tomorrow?
Go school. go choir. go home.
11. Are you thinking of someone right now?
no.
12. Are you single?
need to ask meh?
13.What do you want?
lallaaaa
14. Say anything you like to whoever is reading your answers?
SUGAR, SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE.
THESE WERE THE INGREDIENTS CHOSEN TO CREATE THE PERFECT LITTLE GIRL.
BUT PROFESSOR UTONIUM ACCIDENTALLY ADDED AN EXTRA INGREDIENT TO THE CHEMICAL CONTOCTION.
CHEMICAL X!
16. Are you feeling hungry?
No . Thirsty .
17. Who do you miss right now?
The usual people .
18. Last friend you talked to online?
xin yi. AGN
19. What do you like about the night?
peace, quiet, cool
20. If you visit a farm, what would you like to see?
HORSESSSSSSSSSSSSS
21. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Farmer. lol
22. Last gift?
er. the bag. the italy bag.
23. Did you like it?
ok la. a bit weird. but so ex. must APPRECIATE
24. Do you play an instrument?
yes
25. What song did you last hear?
tsk. shuddup.
26. Person you hate most?
everyone knows who .
27. Who makes you laugh the most?
hm. duno. i think its myself.lol. i like to self-entertain
28. What makes you smile?
people smiling.
29. Who do YOU have a crush on?
a guy. i AM afterall, a GAY
30. Three person you want him/her to do this quiz
whoever lah.
friends forever ; 4:02 PM
21!! yay.
2) Where were you when 9.11 happened?
heaven
3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
kick the damn vending machine. no lah. im too gentle for that. lol
4) Do you consider yourself kind?
not really. to certain ppl yes.
5) If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
shoulder blade
6) If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
french!
7) Do you know your neighbors?
no
8) What do you consider a vacation?
OVERSEAS funfunfun
9) Do you follow your horoscope?
YEH!!!
10) Would you move for the person you loved?
move? huh.
11) Are you touchy feely?
no
12) Do you believe that opposites attract?
yeah.
13) Dream job?
Still dreaming .
14) Favorite channel(s)?
Depends .
15) Favorite place to go on weekends?
dunno. i have no life
16) Showers or Baths?
baths.
17) Do you paint your nails?
ya sometimes
18) Do you trust people easily?
no
19) What are your phobias?
almost zero. cant think of any now
20) Do you want kids?
twins!! or none
21) Do you keep a handwritten journal?
too lazy
22) Where would you rather be right now?
In bed.
23) Who makes you feel warm and fuzzy?
dunno.. stuff
24) Heavy or light sleeper?
Heavy .
25) Are you paranoid?
sometimes
26) Are you impatient?
Yeah.
27) Who can you relate to?
dunno
28) How do you feel about interracial couples?
GOOD! its good to mix n match!!
29) Have you been burned by love?
zzz. this quiz is the most boring one ive ever done..
30) What's your favorite pick-up line?
none
31) What's your main ring tone on your mobile?
no mobile
32) What were you doing at midnight last night?
using the comp
33) What did the last text on your cellphone say?
no cell
34) Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
HIS. lol no la. mine
35) What color shirt are you wearing?
blue n white
36) Most recent movie you watched?
Click.
37) Name three things you have on you at all times?
clothes specs n skin
38.) What color are your bed sheets?
redish, brownish, orangey blah. its an autumn bedsheet
39) How much cash do you have on you right now?
0. its all @ m desk =)
40) What is your favorite part of the chicken?
chicken breast :D
41) What's your favorite town/city?
HUH. i dunno
42) I can't wait till..?
exams over . so I can enjoy and stop studying(not tt i actually study now).
43) What did you have for dinner last night?
Forget
44) How tall are you barefoot?
161+
45) Do you own a gun?
no.lame-oh
46) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
orange juice. or coffee
47) Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
out of the country! yehh
48) Last thing you ate?
err forgot
49) What songs do you sing in the shower?
all kinds of songs
50) Last thing that made you laugh?
my mum acting weird
51) Worst injury you've ever had?
i think.. it was me falling onto a rose bush FULL OF THORNS. in perth
52) Does someone have a crush on you?
Neh , I don't think so.
53) What's your favorite candy?
duno leh
54) What song do you want played at your funeral?
a nice nice choir song. AHA! the silver train! lol
friends forever ; 3:52 PM
Made you smile todae ?
no one
Saw you cry todae ?
i din cry
Went to the movies with you last ?
cant rmbbb
Talked to you on the phone last ?
xin yi
Do you prefer
Flowers or candies ?
flowers!
Gray or black ?
Black.
Color or black and white photos?
Depends.
Lust or love ?
Love.
Sunrise or sunset ?
Sunset.
M&M's or skittles ?
M&M's ! :DD
Staying up late or waking up early ?
BOTH
Answer honestly
Do you like anyone now ?
lala.
Smoke ?
2nd hand smoke.
Steal ?
Steal what?
Do you believe in love at first sight ?
Uh huh :DD
Do you fall for the wrong guy or girl ?
dunno
Do you prefer
Sun or moon ?
Moon
Tea or coffee ?
Coffee.
Left or right ?
right
10 acquaintances or having two best friends ?
2 besties
Sunny or rainy ?
Rainy :DD
Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream ?
Vanillaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
About you
What time is it now ?
1545 (:
What is your name ?
Melissa (:
What is your birth date ?
160992
What do you want right this second ?
CASH GALORE
Where do you want to live ?
France or paris or america or tokyo
How many kids do you want ?
two
Do you want to get married ?
maybe
Others
Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it ?
Twirl.
Have you ever eaten sperm ?
Omfg, eww ! That's like so gross ?!
Obviously, NO !
Favorite ice cream ?
coffee n cookies n cream!
How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet ?
2
What's your favorite type of soda ?
Sprite
Do you cook ?
sometimes. ever heard of home econs??
In the last month have you
Bought something ?
Don't ask the obvious.
Sang ?
-.- Duh..
Been hugged ?
brother!!
Felt stupid ?
Yeah, right at this moment -.-
for doing this quiz
Missed someone ?
YAH !
Danced crazy ?
Haha xDD Just now !
Gotten your hair cut ?
no
Cried ?
noooo *does THE face*
Hated anyone ?
Yeah
friends forever ; 3:40 PM
}Give me chocolates!
}Do my homework!
}Give me sushi!
}Give me loads of money so i can buy everything i want.
}Let me outa of the house!
}Get a job offer. cos i ROCK. heh
}Do all the things above :)
Seven things to do to win my heart
Right..
}Make me moved?
}Do something sweet.
}Make me go head over heels?
}I
}have
}no
}idea.
Seven things I believe in
}Miracles.
}Luck.
}Coincidences.
}Fate.
}Wishes do come true.
}God.
}horoscope. (dont laugh!)
Seven things I am afraid of
} F9 for english
}crows which peck people
}Lonliness.
}Losing everyone around me.
}Losing everything around me.
}no more music
}All of the above.
Seven things i do everyday
}Eat.
}Sleep.
}Bathe.
}Talk.
}Sing
}Listen to music.
}Crap
Seven people I want to see right now
}GOD!
}Ryan Conferido!
}Jonathan Leong!
}Josh Hartnett!
}Bill Clinton - in a pink apron, serving me coffee!
}youyouyou
}nick. frm SYTYCD
Seven people I want to do this quiz
}Tiffany
}Melissa
}Wei Yin
}GanGan
}Corrina
}Maggie
}whoever else wants to do it lah
friends forever ; 3:19 PM
1. Name: Melissa
2. Middle Name: Eh, no leh
3. Location: tampines!
4. Place of Birth: Singapore
6. Male or Female: (Fe)male
7. Bus: 31, 67, 28, 18,17,168, 15, 10, 196, 65, 21, blahblahblah
9. Occupation: Student
10. Initials: MLPL.
11. Screen Name: melsa
Your Appearance :
12. Hair Color : Blackish
13. Hair Length: Shoulder length
15. Best Feature: You tell me lah, I think got too many.lo. JK!
16. Height: 161+
18. Glasses: Yes, BLUEEEEEEE
19. Shoe size: 6
20. EMPTY QUESTION: oo. ok. bleh.
Your Firsts
22. First best friend: heidi
23. First Award: the reading prize, =))
24. First Sport You Joined: Cycling.
25. First thing you did today: grumpily answer the stupid ringing phone.
26: First thing you ate today: choc milk :)
27. First thing you said today: he-LO?!
28. First Love: barney
Favorites
29. Movie: BRING IT ON
30. TV Show: SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE
31. Colour: Blue, Red :)
32. Rock Band: hmm. incubus?
33. Place to get groceries: ntuc, giant, carrefour, mamashop heh.
34. Food: home cooked.
35. Season: Winter and autumn!
36. Candy: dun really like..
37. Sport: BASKETBALL
38. Restaurant: forgot the name
42. Animal: dogs and horses.
43. Book: got a lot leh..
44. Magazine: smash hits!
Currently
45. Doing before you started this survey: doing yet ANOTHER quiz
46. Thinking: argh. abt 50 more questions.
47. Wearing: car tshirt n shorts.
48. Crying bout: Im not crying.
49. Eating: Im not eating, ahaha.
50. Drinking: Im not drinking also!
51. Typing: These?
53. Listening To: MAI HUM
54. Thinking about: drinking
55. Wanting: MONEHHH
56. Watching: badminton finals!!
57. Where do you see yourself in 5 years: how i noe?! im not a FORTUNE TELLER
58. Kids: 2 or none.
59. Want to be Married: maybe.
60. Career in Mind: entertainment!
Which is Better with the Opposite Sex
63. Hair color: duno
64. Hair length: Short.
65. Eye color: GREY! or brown lah
66. Measurements: Taller then me lor(: n i dont go around MEASURING guys.
67. Cute or sexy: Ahaha, I dont know :D
68. Lips or Eyes: Dont know.
69. Hugs or Kisses: Dont know, can skip this topic? hahaha.
70. Short or Tall: Tall!
71. Easygoing or serious: Easygoing. but serious. AHAHA im talking rubbish
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both. can both wat right??
73. Good or Bad: Good lah.
74. Sensitive or spontaneous: BOTH BOTH BOTH
75. Hook-up or Relationship: the latter
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: hesitant
Have You Ever
78. Kissed a Stranger: No -.-
79. Had surgery: No.
80. Gone commando: NO WAY *does the 'no!' face*
81. Ran Away From Home: No.
82. Broken a bone: yeh
83. Got an X-ray: gottt..
84. Been on a cruise: Got. superstar VIRGO!! yay! virgoes rock!!
85. Got a car accident: yeah. twice
86. Dumped someone: Im not into any relationships.
87. Cried When Someone Died: no. my grandfather died. but i was VERY VERY young. so i didnt even noe WHO he was. lol
88. Cried At School: Yes, so dumb right.
Do You Believe In
89. God: YES
90. Miracles: Yup.
91. Love at First Sight: Eh, why lovelovelove.
92. Ghosts: Ahhh. No.
93: Aliens: no.
94. Soul Mates: I dont know.
95. Heaven: I wont mind having one, :D
96. Hell: Awww.
97. Answered prayers: Maybe?
98. Kissing on The First Date: Again -.-
99. Horoscopes: yehyehyeh.
Answer Truthfully
100. Is there someone you wish you had?: Hmmz, I'll talk about it later, hahaha.
friends forever ; 3:01 PM
[ ] you have gotten F9 grades for math many times
[x] you always do last minute homeworks in class
[ ] you use your handphone to text your friends in class
[ ] your phone got confiscated before
[ ] you listen to ur mp3, cd player in class
[ ] you sleep in class
[ ] you curse teachers
[ ] you are always late for extra classes
[x] you doodle on tables
[ ] you make out in class
[x] you are rebellious with some teachers
[x] you sometimes/always hand up work late
[x] you have broken school rules
[x] you always/sometimes don't have the correct books
[x] you don't take notes
[x] recess is your favourite part of school
[x] you hang out after school
[ ] you lie to your teachers about homeworks
[x] you tell your parents that you don't have homeworks, when you actually do
[ ] you have made someone cry in school
[x] you copied homeworks before
[x] you threw away homeworks before and lie that you didn't recieve it first of all
[x] you laugh at the way some teachers walk
[ ] you have been late couple of times
once done, count the crosses and then multiply by 4.
Which means, I got 13x4=52
52% LOL!
friends forever ; 2:54 PM
They call me :Melissa
Also : meli
Sex : (Fe)male
Birthday: 16 Sept
Right Now
Feeling : SIAN.
Listening to : bananas in pajamas. yeah. im BORED
Doing : This Quiz
Talking to : spleak.
Craving for : my sore throat get lost!
Thinking of : my embarassing MT oral fiasco.
Hating : tests.
Love
Love : Everyone!
First love : dunno..
Love or lust : Love.
True or false : What true or false? lame-oh.
Miscellaneous
Can you swim : Yes...
Whats your most embarrassing moment : too many!
What are you scared of : hmm. dead lizards lying in my cupboard.
Do you like tomatoes : NOOOOOO. (does the 'no!!' face)
How many TVs in the house : three
How many telephones : Two
Your looks
Hair color : Blackish
Eye color :Brownish
Height : 161+
Do u wear contacts or glasses : Glasses
Do u have any piercings : nooooo
Just lately
How are you today : sore throat-y. tired.
What pants are you wearing : shorts.
What shirt are you wearing right now : vintage car shirt.
Last person you met : mum
Last conversation : xin yi.
Last Dream you can remember : mrs ranjit. asking me if i wanna go ite. lol
More about you
What are the last four digits of your cell : Im phoneless
If u were a crayon, what color would you be : Red/Blue/MULTIcoloured
What's the stupidiest thing u ever did : I dont know, i do many stupid things.
Where do you shop the most : singapore. n JB =))
How many kids do you want to have : 2 adopted twins. 1 boy 1 girl. or ZERO.
Favorite Shampoo : herbal essences
Do you have your own cell phone : Actually, im still phoneless
Have you ever broken/sprained/fractured a bone : Haha all three, yes.
Who do you dream about : mrs ranjit? lol i miss her too much after she left the school
Who do you tell your dreams : If i dreamt, i'll tell everyone. almost everyone la. i have SUCH a huge mouth. =))
Who's the loudest friend you have : tiffany? lol
Who's the quietest friend : jocelyn!
Have you ever
Wanted to kill someone : Yes!! often
Broken the law : heh. YES
Tried to kill yourself : no. but ive thought abt it. i noe HOW i wanna die. :) im a sicko
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble : me? *innocent face* im NEVER in trouble!
Who was
The last persons u were with : My mum n sis
The last person u called : edwin, my cousin. yesterday
The last person who texted you : how i noe?!
The last person who called you: Xin yi
The last person you texted : by msn? spleak
The person who sent you this :I got it from a friend's blog.
About the person who sent you this
His/her real name : technically, no one SENT it to me
How do you know him/her : school
Roast him/her : HUH. ur WEIRDD
Something to be proud of in him/her : shes a weirdo. like ME
Message for him/her : gimme more!!!
friends forever ; 2:41 PM
She wanted more diaries!
Out of the corner of her eyes, she spotted small, gray store she hadn't seen before.
Walking up to it, she tried to look through the window, but couldn't as it was covered with dust and bits of the glass were broken off and the jagged edges looked dangerous.
Stepping quietly into the store, she looked around. The entire building seemed to mad out of old, moldy wood. The shelves were covered with cobwebs and dust, while at the old fashioned register stood a rickety, bony, old man. His pale skin clung to his bones and his eyes seemed to bulge as they stared at her wildly.
Nervously going up to him, her voice shook as she spoke, "U-Um... do you sell any diaries?"
His hands were also thin and bony the girl noticed as he held up a dust-covered diary with a cross-skull on the front.
"I-I'll take it."
The old man's long nails clicked on the keys as he rang up the total, "Twenty dollars."
She handed it to him and took the diary, walking swiftly out of the store trying to ignore him as he called out to her, "Whatever you do... don't look at the back."
The young girl kept walking for a while, curiosity poking at her. Without realizing it, she walked into a dark alley, lit up only by a flickering streetlamp.
Deciding that nothing... too bad could come out of just a quick peek, she turned it over...
...and screamed.
"NINETY-NINE CENTS?!?!?!"
***
A woman had a fight with her husband so she ended up walking on the beach, fuming, while her husband was in the city.
As she walked along the shoreline, she noticed something gleaming in the water so she walked over and picked it up.
It was a magical lamp. So she began rubbing it and poof out came the genie.
"I will grant you three wishes."
The woman smiled, "Ok I want-"
"Wait. I'm just going to let you know. Whatever you wish for, your husband receives double."
"What?!" the woman screamed. "That is SO UNFAIR!!!!!"
The woman thought about it and finally decided. She really needed some things anyway, "I want a million dollars."
poof
In front of her appeared a million dollars, but somewhere in the city, two million dollars appeared before her husband.
"I also want a mansion."
poof
Right there on the beach was a nice mansion overlooking the sea, but somewhere in the city, her husband received two mansions.
"Wait, so whatever I wish for, my husband receives double?"
"The genie nodded."
"Ok then. Genie, I want you to scare me half to death"
***
A pastor died and went to heaven.
When got there, he was given a mansion. A really nice mansion. Nice and big, and very well furnished.
An angel was giving him a tour of heaven, he saw that a taxi driver had a castle.
Turning to the angel he asks, "Why does a taxi driver have a castle while I have only a mansion?"
"Well," The angel responded. "Tell me. What happened when you preached."
"People were saved! Well... some people left... and some people... slept... but still! Some people were saved!" the Pastor answered.
The angel shrugged and said, "Yes, when you preached, people slept. But let me tell you, when this guy drove, everyone prayed."
***
A man was interested in purchasing a horse, so when he saw the sign "HORSE FOR SALE" on a church, he immediately went in and bought it.
Walking out and talking with the pastor, the elderly man blessed him and helped him onto the horse, "Now sonny, before you can ride, you need to know the commands for this horse."
"To make it trot just say 'Hallelujah.' To make it gallop, say 'Praise the Lord,' and to make it stop just say, 'Amen.'"
With that, the old pastor left.
Excited to get started, the young man said, "Hallelujah!" The horse's trot was steady, but he wanted to go faster, "PRAISE THE LORD!!!!"
The horse ran fast, and faster and faster and faster and faster and faster and faster until the young man spotted that they were going to run off a cliff.
Because he was so terrified, he forgot all the commands and just went to praying, "Lord. Please... save me! AMEN!"
The horse stopped, merely inches away from the edge of the cliff.
Filled with thankfulness and relief the man threw up his arms and shouted, "Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!"
***
I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"
"No!"
Then I said, "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"
Again the answer was, "No!"
"Well," I continued. "Then how can I get to heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted, "You gotta be dead!"
***
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about the solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was, not surprisingly, a huge failure.
Because:In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
And,
In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
***
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were on a camping trip. As they lay down to sleep, Holmes looked up at the starry night and said, "Watson... tell me what you see."
Watson also looked into the sky and said, "I see thousands and thousands of stars."
"And what does it tell you," Sherlock wanted to know.
His response was a long, logical one, "Well... Astronomically, it tells me that there are billions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow... what does it tell you?"
"Watson you idiot!" Holmes shouted. "Somebody stole our tent!!"
***
A transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US navy ship and Canadian authorities of the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.
Us Ship: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees South to avoid collision.
CND (Canadian) reply: Recommend you diver you course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision.
Us ship: This is the captain of a US navy ship. I say again, diver your course.
CND reply: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Us ship: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER US CORAL SEA, WE ARE A VERY LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!!!!
CND reply: This is a lighthouse, your call.
***
Jack had a near-death experience that changed his life forever. One day, Jack went horseback riding. Everything was going fine, until the horse started bouncing out of control. Jack tried with all his might to hang on, but was thrown off. Just when he thought things could not possibly get any worse, his foot got caught in the stirrup. When this happened, he fell head first into the ground. His head continued to bounce harder and harder, and the horse did not stop or even slow down. Just as he was giving up hope and losing all consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager came out and unplugged it.
***
Three nuns were sitting at a football game.
Three men were sitting behind them, but since it was hard for them to see with people in front, they decided to badger the nuns into leaving.
The first guy said, "I'm moving to Idaho.... I hear there are only 50 Catholics living there."
The second guy said, "No. No. No. I'm moving to Montana... I hear there are only 30 Catholics living there."
The third guy said, "Well, I'm moving to New Jersey... really there are only 10 Catholics there!"
On of the nuns turned around and said, "Why don't you go to hell?"
A second nun turned around and said, "Yah!"
The third nun turned around and said, "Don't worry. There are no Catholics there!"
***
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On Nytol Sleeping Aid: "Warning. May cause drowsiness." One would only hope.
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." As opposed to what?
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." I gotta admit, I'm curious.
friends forever ; 2:28 PM
1) How old were you?
THEN: Three
NOW: Thirteen
2) Where did you go to school?
THEN: i was already in nursery. so guai :)
NOW: Pasir Ris Secondary School.
3) Where did you work?
THEN: at home. my job was dirtying the house n bawling my eyes out. heh.
NOW: school
4) Where did you live?
THEN: In that nice nice executive flat blk 151
NOW: abt 7 or 8 houses later.. im one park away frm that house.
5) How was your hairstyle?
THEN: the coconut tree! heehee
NOW: wig!
6) Did you wear braces?
THEN: Nope.
NOW: Nope.
7) Did you wear contacts?
THEN: No.
NOW: Nope.
8) Did you wear glasses?
THEN: Nope.
NOW: Yeah!
9) Who was your best friend?
THEN: barney. the purple dinosaur.
NOW: u noe who u are.
10) Which of your pets were still alive?
THEN: zilch
NOW: zilch
11) Who was your boyfriend/girlfriend?
THEN: too innocent!
NOW: STILL too innocent! lol.
12) Who was your celebrity crush?
THEN: er. captain planet? or maybe.. spiderman.lol
NOW: josh hartnett!! his eyes are to DIE for!!! greygrey eyes!!
13) Who was your regular-person crush?
THEN: ..too innocent
NOW: look above.
14) How many piercings did you have?
THEN: o
NOW: 0. STILL.
15) How many tattoos did you have?
THEN: Many, i got alot of temporary tattoos.
NOW: Zero.
16) What was your favourite band/singer?
THEN: barney! i loved the song! i love you, u love me, we're a happy fam-ee-ly
NOW: Ahh, too many to name!
17) Had you smoked a cigarette?
THEN: No, i'll die.
NOW: No, i'll still die.
18) Had you gotten drunk?
THEN: yeah.
NOW: now im WISER hahahaa.
19) Had you DRIVEN YET?
THEN: No
NOW: toy car, toy bike, bike. =)) n those arcade cars!
20) If so which car?
THEN: nada
NOW: look @ 19.
21) Looking back, are you where you thought you would be in 2006?
i didnt THINK. i had no brain. i still dont.
friends forever ; 2:22 PM
[ .02. ] middle name: -
[ .03. ] last name: LING
[ .04. ] nickname: meli? mona lisa. lol
[ .05. ] gender: (Fe)male
[ .06. ] age : 13+ =)) my actual age is.. 124!
[ .07. ] birthday : 16-09-1992
[ .08. ] height: 162cm ( or somewhere around tt)
[ .09. ] hair color: Blackish
[ .10. ] eye color: Brownish
[ .11. ] race: half chinese 3/4 english. heehe. that doesnt make sense
[ .12. ] do you wear glasses or contacts: yeh. not contacts though
[ .13. ] do you have braces: i WANT!!!!! (must get by sept. if nt dun wan liao.)
[ .14. ] is your hair long or short: sort of longish?
[ .15. ] where were you born: Singapore gleneagles!
[ .16. ] current location: living room, #09-378, blk 144, tampines st 12, east, singapore, earth. =D
[ .17. ] zodiac sign: VIRGO! im a VIRGIN! haha
[ .18. ] how many languages do know: err. english(1) + chinese(0.5) + latin(0.2) + french(0.2) + tagalog (0.1) + malay(0.3), TAMIL (0.0000000000000) = 2.3 languages!
[ .19. ] nationality: Singaporean x)
[ .20. ] bad habits: none! none at all! lol. sarcastic n lame? (and oh-so-funny) =))
[ .21. ] piercings you have: zer0
[ .22. ] piercings you want: my ears. n m nose n my lip n my eyebrow n my bellybutton and my toe n my MIDDLE finger. no lah. just my ears.
[ .23. ] tattoos you have: 0
[ .24. ] tattoos you want: 0.. fine lah. maybe ONE
[ .25. ] today's date: 27 August 2006
[ .26. ] the time: 1.32 pm
[.27. ] ready for a more questions?: YEH YEH YEH!! *jumps up onto couch and does the macarena*
[ .43. ] are you still in school: er. yes im still schooling. no im not still in sch. i left school on friday. i dont LIVE in sch.
[ .44. ] did you drop out: can i? pretty pretty PUH-LEASE..
[ .45. ] current GPA, or last GPA: i din do the damn test to find tt out. i HATE TESTS!! (-.-'" okaaaay)
[ .46. ] favorite grade: kindergarten!! watch movie EVERYDAYYYY. primary 1-6!! GOSSIP GALORE!! sec 1-2!! er. homework and projects. WOO! i like sec sch the most! NOT.
[ .47. ] least favorite grade: see above!
[ .48. ] favorite teacher: mrs ortega for pri sch. n ms lim for pri sch choir! and some nicenice teachers in sec sch. and all my friends!! (they're gd teachers too!)
[ .49. ] least favorite teacher: errr. heh. better nt say
[ .50. ] favorite subjects: PEE-EEEEEE and music.. n cca. YAY.
[ .51. ] least favorite subject: MT. n lit. n everything tt isnt listed above :)
[ .52. ] do you buy lunch or bring it: buy.
[ .53. ] play any sports on the school's team: is crapping considered a school sport?
[ .54. ] do you do any extracurricular activities(CCA): Choir. i do charity work too. giving people the benefit of my love care fun-ness n JOY. :)))) (so bhb =))
[ .55. ] are you popular: hmm. must answer ah? then i shall say YES!! WAHAHAHA
[ .56. ] favorite dance: i like.. ballet, breakdancing (a la ryan conferido frm so u think u can dance), tap dancing, pole dancing.. LOL. jk.
[ .57. ] least favorite dance: im a little teapot short and stout....
[ .58. ] favorite memory: *beep*
[ .59. ] least favorite memory: *beep*
[ .60. ] most humiliating moment: uh oh. there r TOO MANY. heeehee
[ .61. ] number: 9, 2, 16
[ .62. ] clothing brand: no preference
[ .63. ] shoes: no preference
[ .64. ] saying(s): hmm. all my lame crapppp
[ .65. ] TV Show: SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE!!! n maybe MAYBE my lovely samsoon. cos its so sweet n lame n funny n .. ya.. u get the idea..
[ .66. ] sport: basketball! i still sort of love ballet too.
[ .67. ] vegetables: er. i dont mind most of them.
[ .68. ] fruit: er. mangosteen, mango, peach, pineapple, dragonfruit, apple, pear, blah blah blah
[ .69. ] movie: bring it ON
[ .70. ] magazine: smash hits.
[ .71. ] actor: hm. got quite a few. bt im too lazy to think.
[ .72. ] actress: Ditto
[ .73. ] candy: i dont like candy tt much..
[ .74. ] gum: GRAPE
[ .75. ] scent: tt nice nice pefume thingy i have frm body shop which i have NEVER used. x)
[ .76. ] choc bar: CRUNCHIE
[ .77. ] ice cream flavor: coffee, cookies n cream
[ .78. ] color: blueblueblue, redredred, purppurppurp (im too lazy to write purple so many times. =))
[ .79. ] seasons: autumn! n winter
[ .80. ] holidays: end of the year. no more exams to worry abt. n no homework. =))
[ .81. ] bands: bsb? they're nt a BAND. cos they dont play instruments!
[ .82. ] singer: lalalaa. too many.. ok fine. my fave is.. ME!
[ .83. ] group: oops. i should write bsb HERE.
[ .84. ] rappers: eminem!
[ .85. ] types of music: almost ALL genres. i dont get african tribal music though.
[ .86. ] things in your room: condoms. SHELVES AND SHELVES OF THEM. heh.
[ .87. ] place to be: Home
[ .88. ] radio station: duno. i seldom listen anymore.
[ .89. ] tv channel: youtube! (its not really a channel actually.)
[ .90. ] junk food: ruffles!!!
[ .91. ] overall food: plain ol homecooked food :)
[ .92. ] food store: anywhere aso can lah.
[ .94. ] fast food: macs. n LGS. n pi-sai hut.
[ .95. ] restaurant: err. forgot the name.
[ .96. ] shape: starsss
[ .97. ] ok. empty question: LAME-OHHHH
[ .98. ] coolest person you know: me. HEH. SO joking!!
[ .99. ] name your good friends: er. i just put letters. too lazy to write all the names: T, C, M (TCM? traditional chinese medicine! lol), XY, WL (sort of), XW, GG (gan gan), WY. i shall nt put guys here.
[ .100. ] funniest friend: hm.
[ .101. ] lamest friend: dunno.
friends forever ; 2:19 PM
Saturday, August 26, 2006
the mr brown podcast
MAI HUM.
DIAOOOO
lol. anyway..
Once I caught a monster gnat
With my sword I struck it
Then I melted down its fat
More than filled a bucket
Cobbler cobbler mend my boot
You'll be paid so thats that
Though I may not have a coin
You shall have my gnat's fat
HEEE. I like these 2 verses.
During maths, Tiffany was like so nervous cos of the MT oral.
I just didn't think about the oral so that I won't be scared.
Wan Leng, Jocelyn, Leslie and Marcus had to go to the other classroom cos their names weren't called.
Each person left the classroom so soon..
Xue Wei, Mag, Xin Yi n I sort of making fun of the leech and imitating the stuff that she usually does =)
Soon.. only left Mag, Xin Yi, Jasmine, Min Hui and me.
Min Hui asked a RUBBISH!! question.
Bleh. Those who were there should know what I'm talking about.
During the oral, in the passage I read out, there were SO many words I wasn't sure how to read.
Just anyhow read lah.
Then the part where we're supposed to talk about the topic.
Then I say little bit then ask Cai Lao Shi:
"Lao shi, ni ke yi wen wo wen ti ma? Ying wei wo bu tai zhi dao yao sho shen me..."
LOL. She really asked me.
Hope I don't fail cos of that
After that she told me that I was too nervous and should relax. But the thing is, I wasn't nervous..
So I was like HUH. And she said that she could tell I read too many English books.
lol. Can meh?
She told me to read more chinese books and work hard for the next 2 years.
Heeh. I doubt that I will.
Go downstairs that time, saw Qiu Mei being tested. bleh. she looked SO confident!!
I also saw Yi Qi. She was so siao.. Waving like a madwoman! =D
There was almost no more food @ the canteen..
Ate the egg noodles
I ate the last plate so there was quite alot.. so I didn't finish..
Went up to choir
Learnt a new song
Ms Fu pulled Haswani's hands cos they were behind her back during the warmups.
Then when she looked @ me, I did a stupid pose to show that my hands were also not by my side..
LOL. Then WY n Shukrie were like laughing.
Heehe. I told Ms Fu that I had a sore throat so cannot expect me to sing well. =))
Sectionals okok la. Felt soo tired.
The song is like SO easy.
Jian Wei Yin n Si Jie!!
They went off @ about 4
Then Yan Ting(sec 3) lead lor..
Then Ms Fu ask us to go out for combined..
Sounded quite crap.. Heh. I had wrong timing the first time.
So blur lor..
Then what's worse, Benny sat beside me and kept singing moondance and home. ARGH!!
Then Xin Min just sit there and LAUGH. Tao yan! lol.
Rui Xue and Maggie kept turning back cos Benny was acting v OVER.
Quite fun lah.
After that went home with GAN GAN n Camilie.
Saw tan tan (lol) @ the passing out parade for the NCC, NPCC n rec cross
He said that he changed to another school. So sad.. That sch haven't even open yet.. So -.-'"
Ai yoohhh!! That emo (-.-'") so CUTE hor? heehee!!
On the bus, got nothing to talk about.. Always go back to the same old thing..
lol. End up the whole ride almost never talk.
Except for the part where we act like we didn't know each other
"Hi, I'm Xiao xuan."
"Hi, I'm Melissa."
"Hi, I'm Camilie."
etc. So LAME hor?
Went home.. blah blah blah.. Can't remember liao =))
friends forever ; 2:19 PM
[ ] you've played some sort of videogame 5 hours straight
[] you have (had) GI Joes or toy dinosours
[ ] you pack your lunch to school
[x] reading books is fun
total = 2
[x] you go to the library to "hang out"
[ ] you get good grades
[x] you've corrected people's grammar
[ ] math class rocks!
[ ] you've told someone a joke and nobodylaughed
total = 2
[ ] you like eating chinese food withchopsticks
[ ] you've won the spelling bee
[ ] girls/boys have cooties!
[ ] you've watched t.v for 4 hours straight
[ ] sports are just not my thing
total = 0
[ ] you have/had a pet tarantula, snake,and/or lizard
[ ] you cried because you got an F on something(oh yes i did. last year, when i failed english)
[ ] your homework is ALWAYS turned in on time
[x] your NEVER late for class
[ ] spiderman is the coolest superhero EVER!!!
total = 1
[x] you corrected the teacher
[ ] you want to be a doctor or surgeon when you grow up
[ ] you have a napoleon dynamite t-shirt
[ ] you always have a pen or pencil for class
[ ] you're an honor student
total = 1
[ ] you've never cheated on a test/quiz
[ ] I dont care about my looks...I have school work to worry about!
[ ] you've tripped and fallen in the hallway
[ ] spiders and bugs are way cool!
total = 0
6% nerd!
i AINT a nerd see?
friends forever ; 12:21 PM
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
PE was CRAP man.
first half of the thing i still play ok..
2nd half.. started to hit off court all the time
making tiff run for the ball
LOL.
i laughed until my stomach was SOOOO painful!!=))
MT was.. BLEH.
we went to take the tables n chairs.
they just dun care lor.
we helping THEM take aso hor.
wth
come back to class all black face but i din let THEM see
afterall, they'll just say tt im petty n selfish etc
kao.. low self esteem.
geog.. sian.
got paper back.
marks were.. crap.
read the samurai book during the whole lesson
then ms kan suddenly call my name
then i thought she caught me for reading
HENG sia...
ipw was lame.
my thumbdrive gave out on me.
n when it worked, EVERYONE saw my pics!!! OMFG!
maths peer tutoring was SO useless today
everything was so simple n easy to do..
listened to music..
went downstairs with tiff n corr
yet another incident
so i went upstairs to find xiao xuan so tt i can stop being angry.
crapped
wrote the powerpuff thingy on the board n the motivation for fabian!!
bought drink b4 gng off..
the drink was 80 cents but i only had 70 cents.. so the aunty n uncle gave me a discount. :))
took bus back with xuan xuan.
talk n do dumb stuff.
reach home, bathe, eat.
my mum went to pick my dad up frm the airport
i sent some stuff to my aunts house by bicycle..
their neighbours dog kept barking.. i kept trying to make it bark more. heh.
cycled to library n.... GUESS WHAT???
OMGOMGOMG!! i FINALLY found the da vinci code!!!
n i found the 2 samurai books that i havent read!! =)))
today is SUCH a lucky day!
friends forever ; 6:01 AM
Monday, August 21, 2006
Active and dynamic. - quite true..
Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. - haha sometimes lah.
Attractive and affectionate to oneself. -er. does tt mean tt i love myself?
Strong mentality. - ?
Loves attention. - no lah.
Diplomatic. -a bit
Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. - do i?
Brave and fearless. Adventurous. - sometimes when i feel like it. =)
Loving and caring. - YES YES YES!! SO TRUE!! lol.
Suave and generous. - AHAHAAA!! YEEEEESSSSS!
Usually you have many friends. - im not so sure about that.
Enjoys to make love. -errrrr. no comment.
Emotional. -no
Stubborn. - quite
Good memory. - NO WAY
Moving, motivates oneself and others. -not really
Loves to travel and explore. - YES YES YESSSS!!
Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. - no comment...
friends forever ; 8:34 PM
Sorry to the people I've offended or whatever.
I'm just down on my luck.
If I turn up gloomy in school, it's safe to talk to me.
If I look pissed off or angry, don't talk to me.
I might just bite your head off.
Maybe it's the PMS. or the LWS. go figure out LWS it is. =)
melissa: I'll tell u asap whether can make it on wed.
tiff: SORRY!!! I seriously didn't know and didn't mean to say k??
life sucks.
friends forever ; 7:28 PM
Friday, August 18, 2006
Well it's a marvelous night for a moondance
With the stars up above in your eyes
A fantabulous night to make romance
'neath the color of October skies.
And all the leaves on the trees are falling
To the sound of the breezes that blow
And I'm trying to please to the calling
Of your heartstrings that play soft and low.
And all the nights magic, seems to whisper and hush,
And all the soft moonlight, seem to shine-In your blush
Can I just have one more moondance with you-my love?
Can I just make some more romance with you-my love?
Well I wanna make love to you tonight,
I can't wait till the morning has come
And I know now the time is just right,
and straight into my arms you will run.
And when you come my heart will be waiting,
to make sure that you're never alone
There and then all my dreams will come true dear,
There and then I will make you my own.
And all the nights magic, seems to whisper and hush,
And all the soft moonlight, seems to shine-In your blush
Can I just have one more moondance with you-my love?
Can I just make some more romance with you-my love?
Well I wanna make love to you tonight,
I can't wait till the morning has come
And I know now the time is just right,
and straight into my arms you will run.
And when you come my heart will be waiting,
to make sure that you're never alone
There and then all my dreams will come true dear
There and then I will make you my own.
And all the nights magic, seems to whisper and hush
And all the soft moonlight, seems to shine-In your blush
Can I just have one more moondance with you-my love?
Can I just make some more romance with you-my love?
One more moondance with you...
in the moonlight, on a magic night.
Can I just have one more moondance with you...my love?
dammit. all benny's fault. i LOVE this song now!!!
friends forever ; 11:13 PM
but must force myself to blog! abt the happy stuff.
choir was quite fun..
after tt took bus home wif camilie n x2.
benn supposed to take with us but he pang seh us n went wif his gf, yan ting. =))
n x2 n camilie were like, melissa wanna go take mrt anot? benny taking!
wth. =P
talked abt HER. the idiotic flirt.
bleh..
bored n TIRED now..
friends forever ; 10:10 PM
Rules:
#1. Do the following WITHOUT complaint.
#2. Choose 5 person to do this after you completed yours.
#3. Leave a tag on the person's tagboard to say he/she have been tagged
#4. Start your post with "I have been tagged!" then do this.
- 10 Favorites
Favorite Color: blue
Favorite Food: er. no idea.
Favorite Song: too many!
Favorite Movie: action, sci-fi, humour, romance etc etc. ai yah. i love all of the genres la.
Favorite Sport: basketball!!
Favorite Season: autumn
Favourite Day Of the Week: friday!
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: coffee n cookies n cream
- 9 Current
Current Mood: bored and a little sad
Current Taste: sweet
Current Clothes: dress
Current Desktop: grassland
Current Toenail Color: clear
Current Time: 9.40
Current Surroundings: my living room
Current Annoyance(s): friends.
Current Thought: how can i make it better?
- 8 Firsts
First Best Friend: Heidi
First Performance: Nursery
First Movie: err. forget liao
First Piercing: havent yet. =((
First Lie: ai yahhhh. can shddup yet? i bad mood leh!
First Music: oldies!
First Car: err. cant rmb
- 7 Lasts
Last Drink: cold water
Last Car Ride: long long ago
Last Embarassing moment: err. sometime during choir
Last Movie Seen: click!
Last Phone Call: er. my dad. frm china
Last CD Played: blue
-6 Have You Evers
Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: noyb right?
Have You Ever Broken the Law: ya
Have You Ever Been Arrested: no
Have You Ever Skinny Dipped: no
Have You Ever Been on TV: ya
Have You Ever Kissed Someone You Didn't Know: no
- 5 things you're wearing
1. specs
2. rubber band
3. dress
4.nail polish
5. ai yah dun wanna say
- 4 things you've done today
1. go school
2. go kfc
3. go choir
4. sing
- 3 things you can hear right now
1. music
2. TV
3. my sis talking
-2 things you can't live without
1. friends
2. music
-1 thing you do when you're bored
1. sing
And for the 5 people
- xuan xuan
- maggie
- wei yin
- tiffany
- corrina
friends forever ; 6:34 AM
Thursday, August 17, 2006
tiff, corr n i r in the home ec pt.
so fun today!
zh n jaron were.. SPAZ.
but damn funny la.
when wan leng n rui xue came into the class, all the guys were like 'jaron!!' lol.
maybe he DOES like wan leng.
music was a bit boring, we din get the instruments. unfair!
but whatever la. doesnt matter tt much..
my music the grp gonna b: mag, corr, wl, xy n xw
tiff pang seh us lor. say wanna go together..
recess.. find mr lim then yan ting(sec 3) treat me drink. =)
lit.. PC come n ask if can join our grp.
du. obviously NOT.
she went to join rx n jocelyn. woops!
sci.
fun la.
do experiments..
SO many ppl had disasters!!
wl n mag got alot..
joocelyn n pc aso!
their test tube broke @ the bottom!omg.
tiff kept saying tt we v pro. nv get accident..
but @ the wax tt time, we kena..
but none of us got burnt or anything la.
compared to others, our accident is very VERY small.
ms chia was like damn scary.
shout @ the ppl today.
but i think she was just v concerned la. n scared for us.
maths sian as usual..
heehee. aziz keep making stupid comments.
eng.
i so wasnt acting cute maggie!!!
ms ho was looking STRAIGHT @ me.
so i just assumed la!
n everyone laughed when i said tt thing. i dun think its v funny!
but whatever la.
after sch. rush rush rush..
rush to mr lim there
rush to buy food
was joking in the queue n magdalene was like omg. whenever i acted spastic n 'muuuu'-ish. =))
rush to eat.
rush rush rush!!
end up gt some free time.
melissa got detention! cos late 3 times. '''
saw benny n yan ting. COUPLE OF THE YEAR!
n yan ting better stop trying to say benny n me.
n benny better stop saying J**** n me. ALL X2's FAULT!!!
was like chasing benny everywhere.
lol. quite fun actually..
i STILL dunno wat DSB is!! only benny's definition.
'Dirty SchoolBoy'. LOL.
mr rizal's tution.
mag n i were like crapping SO much.
eh! the girl next to u n the girl opposite me keep looking @ us lor!
we laugh until so much. only disturb others. so FUN! lol
ok. the end. thats macs still means a lot to me!!!!!!!!
ithink everyone wont noe wat im talking abt.
haha.
friends forever ; 11:01 PM
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
until!
AFTER SCHOOL.
MUAHAHHAAAAAAA!!! lol.
skipped geog extra lesson..
went to kfc with tiff, corr, xin yi, maggie, wan leng
crap crap all the way
rushed back to sch to do d&t.
typing n typing..
then the woman come n ask us how long we use (we used for 45 mins liao!)
so scared! then shes like "ur doing project izzit? then u can use for 1 hr ok?"
n we're like 'WHEW'
no la.. actually its me who felt like saying whew VERY loudly
after tt we went to the d&t room
hai yah.. lazy to elaborate..
today was a SECRETS kind of day.
which sort of sucks.
whatever.
im tired of blogginggggggg.
cos im lazy to typ.e =))
we went d&t room..
slacked around a lot.
friends forever ; 8:29 PM
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
ms ho asked us to grps of 4, wif @ least 1 girl in each grp
while everyone was busy grabbing ppl, i was just standing there, hoping tt the leech would nt follow me..
end up there were 3 grps all asking me to join them..
farhan's grp, jia hao's grp n aziz' grp..
so stress sia!!
then ms ho was getting pissed off..
n the leech was like 'eh, lets go the same grp.'
no WAY man..
instead i just joined the nearest grp, farhan's grp, cos they already had 4 ppl
farhan said tt only 1 grp can have 5 ppl so i joined them lor.
so tt SHE cant join the grp..
dun xiang wai..
anyway.. those in my grp were farhan, wei zhou, zhan wei n jaron.
then ms ho asked jaron to switch with rui xue.
i felt so guilty! cos like my fault tt he has to change grp n b separated frm his friends..
then farhan was like 'no lah! y would it b yr fault?'
then actually wz was sabo-ed to go take the paper
end up zhan wei went to take it..
urghh. got scenario 4
the sex one..
this girl was pressuring the guy to 'make love'/have sex.
he din want n she accused him of being too immature etc.
lame la
but v embarassing..
actually the ppl sabo-ed to go up n present were wz n farhan
then ms ho said tt it had to b one boy n 1 girl
bleh. farhan sabo-ed me so end up me n wz.
then ah dunno y, farhan n wz were like molesting each other (LOL), no la..
they were just fooling around n ms ho caught them
told wz to stand outside the classroom
then they decided tt zhan wei was gonna replace wz
another time ms ho was like:' who was tt talking? glen lee or fadli?'
n aziz, the horrible person!!, said fadli
n its like, fadli didnt even talk! n he was sabo-ed by aziz!
so poor thing lor!
lol. still rmb chuan kai reading the passage
so funny! cos the passage was a abt a girl
=))
my grp's turn
garret n zhan wei were SUPER lame!!
xiao xuan n i were squatting @ the desks while they read out the passage
then when it came to the pt where they were supposed to say 'have sex', they both said 'aHEM'
LOL.
after maths peer tutoring went to macs wif tiff n corr..
did work n stuff.. crapped la..
took 17 home @ abt 5.50 liddat..
nice long bus ride
finished tt book..
friends forever ; 8:33 PM
Monday, August 14, 2006
good for us. bad for her.
i feel sorry but happy!
maths test today!
mdm lim set like damn hard lor!
the graphs pt i sure got a lot of mistakes.
@ least the factorisation nt so bad..
yay. maths test took up art.
so no art for the rest of the week. =D
MT was a waste of time..
everyone was busy doing other stuff like studying for geog or rushing our eng hw..
no one was listening to the cd tt wu lao shi was playing..
recess.
completed my 2nd draft for eng n studied geog
geog.
ms kan was LATE.
i thought tt she forgot tt gt geog or sth..
the test was SO much easier than i thought it would be.
i thought tt there would be a LOT of questions. scary man.
end up it was so.. striaght forward n simple!
but i think i still made mistakes..
aziz was funny. n james they all aso v funny.
but all the ppl around me thought i siao.
cos they din see who i was looking @.
just saw tt i was laughing. =)
eng.
went maths homeroom.
ms ho was being lame..
ms cheerful? so NOT me.
more like ms lame.
lol
maths.
siannnn. boring as usual.
our eyes met across a crowded room..
the wonder of it all..
friends forever ; 5:04 AM
Sunday, August 13, 2006
added some music FINALLY.
was too lazy to go n copy n paste everything. =))
friends forever ; 3:14 PM
Saturday, August 12, 2006
teachers day is COMING!!!
gotta start saving to buy those presents..
arghhh. as usual, no one frm m pri sch to go back with..
unless heidi wants.. maybe will ask her next time..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
to my brother AND sister!
both of them born on the same day, one year apart.
cool!
so funny. my sister got so many presents. then my brother got... none.
maybe i SHOULD have gotten him a present..
Im addicted to the song tt jonathan leong sang on spore idol. Dance with my Father by Luther Vandross.
NICEEEEE. its so sad and touching..
btw. im so SHOCKED!!! RAHIMAH is OUT??? oh gosh. shocking mannnnn.
this tears spore idol thingy's standard has gone DOWN.
today went to marine parade library.
tried to call tiffany but like no one answer.. so nvm.
i go myself. go there read a LOT n study a little bit..
as good as not studying actually.
b4 tt i made my library card.
the $1 fee plus my library book fines was SO ex. $8.25 what the hell.
i had to top up my ez link so tt can use it to top up.
@ the library i found out tt i was REALLY broke. like only $3.75 left.
luckily on mon will get more pocket money. =))
I saw a pri sch friend.. but i avoided her cos she was with another girl frm my pri sch but frm another class.
i felt thirsty so i bought a bottle of 7 up frm the mama shop behind the library.
duno if the guy cheated me or not.
i asked him how much n he said $1.
when i paid him $1, he said nono! its $1.20. wth.
i seriously think he cheated me.
on the way home, while walking to the bus stop, i saw the 15 AND 31 going towards the bus stop. ARGHH!! frustrating.
so i did something stupid.
i walked ALL the way to the 10 bus stop.
waited SO long.
n kept listening (and singing) to that song 'dance with my father'
SOOO nice!!
On the bus i sat @ the second last seat.
this guy in front of me shifted in his seat n
BAM!!
the seat sounded like broken liddat..
lol. everyone was looking @ him.
got 3 girls got onto the bus then like keep looking @ me.
mei kan guo shuai ge ah?! :))
got so much homework n stuff. LAZY to do.
i SO dont feel like doing that stupid maths ws.
bleh. n that eng compo thingy. SIAN.
acapella grp is DEAD.
firdaus! shukrie! maggie! revive it! n is wei yin inside?
@ my grandma's house ate pizza n stuff.
cos my siblings bday ma.
they got one whole stack of ang paos!! n i didnt!! haha.
played dai di. win n win n win.
SO HYPER AGAIN!!!
LALA LALA ELMO'S SONG!!!
friends forever ; 8:54 PM
Friday, August 11, 2006
The aftermath of yesterday's hyper-ness. =)
kept singing that pokemon rap thingy and the power puff girls one. HEEEHEE.
Argh. Lit first.
Wrote SO much (it felt like a lot la) for the test.
@ least i finished, tiffany, corrina n leslie didnt!
English
So many ppl din do mindmap.
so all those ppl went to stand @ the window.
I think there was too many people at the window, so Ms Ho got them to come back to class.
Recess
Fled frm leech.
hid behind library shelves.
FARNY.
Science
got paper back. YAY.
got an A.
lol. most ppl in class got As anyway.
Maths
siannn.
test on mon. SO not looking forward to it.
After sch
went to look for ms chia cos she din add the marks for the paper properly.
after tt met tiff n corr @ the ramp.
went to sumo house for lunch
went back tt time walked alone.
=((
met wee ting n boon khin, n shu yi n maria.
aso saw heidi. but just ignored everyone.
walked v fast.
Choir
SIAN! today did the jap song.
yawned SO many times.
but in the later part when we did kungala, it was FUNNN.
lol. A2 ppl make so much trouble.
n i NEVER thought in my whole life that it was possible tt QIAO FENG could lead.
SCARY man!
After choir
saw leech agn. made a detour to avoid her!
took 17 wif xuan er, camilie n benny
camilie was like damn urgent go toilet
so we all waited @ the queue while she went.
so scary! we thought tt the bus will leave b4 she come back
then she came back JUST in time to catch the bus.
we sat @ the back.
camilie then xiao xuan then me then benny.
i was like playing all the lame-o songs like the 'i like to move it' n the pokemon song.=)
when benny n i were hearing the pokemon song n we were laughing like siao
n x2 n camilie looked @ us as if we're siao
so FUN!
but they kept looking @ us as if we're a bloody couple.
XIAO XUAN. STOP IT!!
LOL. benny is the FOURTEEN hottest guy in his class.
out of SIXTEEN
ROTFLMAO.
LALALALAAA. feel HYPER!! :)))))))
friends forever ; 9:25 PM
anyway i like doing this kind. :))
1. do the following without complaints.
2. choose 5 person to do this after you have completed yours.
3. leave a tag on his/her tagboard saying that he/she has been tagged.
favourite colour: BLUE.
favourite food: the food of lurvee
favourite movie: bring it on, click andddd sound of music? its a musical la. nt really a movie
favourite sport: Basketball!
favourite day of the week: fridays and saturdays
favourite ice-cream: cookies'n'cream and coffee!
favourite tv show: so you think you can dance!!! i STILL think ryan rocks!
current mood: tired
current taste: taste in what?
current clothes: shirt n shorts
current desktop: bleh. i cant change the desktop. so its this grass patch thingy.
current toenail: clear polish
first best friend: heidi (or jonathan) in kindergarten
first movie: errr.. i dunno!
first lie: hmm. that i cant sleep with the light on? i just wanted to have privacy so that i could jump on my bed. =)
first music: oldies!!
last cigarette: hm. passive cigarette counted?
last drink: soya bean milk.
last car ride: errr. no idea
last phonecall: just now frm wee ting lor.
last cd played: the korean techno cd
have you ever dated one of your best friends? dun answer can?
have you ever broken the law? of course! who hasnt jaywalked b4?
have you ever been arrested? no..
have you ever skinny-dipped? in my dreams? haha. no, not even in my dreams..
have you ever kissed someone you don't know? no
5 lucky people.
`Maggie
`Tiffany
`Corrina
`Wei Yin
`Xuan xuan
friends forever ; 4:44 AM
Thursday, August 10, 2006
It was too tempting!!
I just couldn't resist it!
Pop goes the blister!
So much homework!
Can die man..
Anyone knows what to do for the mindmap?
I downloaded BaaBaaBlackSheep.
And I'mALittleTeapot.
LOL. I wil stand in my room blasting that song and dance the steps to it!
MUAHAHAHAA!
I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When the water's boiling
Hear me shout
Lift me up and
Pour me out
=))
friends forever ; 2:56 PM
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
wtf. I feel like slapping her face!
I WISH I did.
stupid. always mood swing then come and vent on me!
WTF!!! i wanna SLAP her!!!
friends forever ; 9:06 PM
I'm just rotting to death.
oops. That sounded like leslie.
Today I was hardworking!
Spent THREE hours doing geog (actually i was walking in and out of the kitchen, bathroom, my room and my bro's room. so i think i got in about 1 hour of study. =D)
Used the comp.. read Maddox. nice man.
I like the whole crapshit that he writes.
To let everyone enjoy what I have been reading for SO many hours, click here.
Tiff just called me to go play bb.
I'm not going to go.
1stly, we just played YESTERDAY! I'm pooped man!
2ndly, I don't think my mum will allow (bleh!).
3rdly, I'm lazy.
4thly, I want to read more maddox and download more lameass music!
Besides reading maddox for the past few hours, I've also been downloading crappy songs such as the pokemon rap and the ultraman theme song. Purely just for entertainment!
Lala. Life sucks.
I rather go back to school than rot and spoil my eyesight in front of the computer.
Oh ya. Happy Birthday Singapore. Thanks to you, I get three whole days of rotting! Woopeedoo. I'm so excited and thankful. NOT.
I have made a resolution to try to type properly and use punctuation etc. See? I actually used punctuation! *cue gasping*
I think I've been influenced by Maddox too much. urgh.
friends forever ; 5:18 PM
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
had the concert n choir people performed crappily.
We're all in this together
Once we know
That we are
We're all stars
And we see that
We're all in this together
And it shows
When we stand
Hand in hand
Make our dreams come true
yeh. sort of addicted to this!!
went to play basketball.
those who went (even though some left @ diff times,):
me (duh), zara, tiffany, corrina, min san,justin, agassi, jason, ding yang, leslie, wei zhou, garret and yong xiang.
at first only got us 4 girls min san, justin,ding yang, jason and agassi.
played boys vs girls
girls won for 1/4 of the match
but overall the boys won.
the ball bounced onto justin's head. lol!
everyone was like laughing away!
min san kept throwing the ball out of the court!
heeehee.
some springfield people were so irritating.
asked us if wanna share ball or sth.
we refuse.
they scold 'qi bai'
what the hell.
so i retaliated.
shall not elaborate here for fear of the higher-ups (ms ho etc =)) ) who might read here.
they kept being very qian zhou.
then yong xiang n wei zhou came.
lol. corrina n tiff were like small kids complaining to their parents liddat.
sorry but it really looked like!! =))
v cute la..
played a match.
pasir ris ppl vs springfield.
our team:
zara (yeah! go zara! lol)
yong xiang
ding yang
and...
min san ( i think.. cant rmb properly)
we lost.
but we still cheered whenever our side scored.
not like the other side who jeered at THEIR OWN SIDE.
where got like that one??
then jason, min san n justin left.
after some time, garret n leslie turned up too.
played some but they also wanted to play soccer.
argh
anyway, we played a game..
the 2 captains were: ding yang n yong xiang
i was in ding dong's group together with zara n wei zhou
we had quite gd team work i think, but we still lost
but it was FUN!!
damn. got FOUR blisters.. cos i played barefoot. heh.
had funfunfun today!!
hope it will happen again soon..
i want a LOT of people to come n everyone to play like SIAO liddat..
lol.
black machine is jazz machine!!
friends forever ; 1:58 AM
Monday, August 07, 2006
its like SOSOSOSO simple. (YES xiao xuan. i AM trying to rub it in your face =)) )
all the stuff learnt in either organ, voice training or music.
during art i was like SUPER hyper today!!
kept on singing n singing n being v gay.
e.g. syafi'ie: eh! shuddup larh!
me: tao yan! hen si ni! *bursts out laughing*
yong xiang: why the hell is she so happy today?
syafi'ie: i dunno! just SHUDDUP larh!
me: *still laughing*
LMAO.
i was acting like this for the WHOLE TWO periods of art. lol.
n chuan kai was like 'my art is SO professional tt ms sim wanted to keep it!'
then ms sim called him up to tell him tt his had to b changed cos it wasnt gd enough.
then i was like 'ohh!! SO professional!'
heeheeee!
during the later part of art i found out tt jaron, jason,min hui tt table n zhan wei, wei zhou n garret tt table were all listening to me. LOL.
then yx was like 'eh leslie! how can u sit next to her ah?'
leslie: i dunno la! i wanna change place!
me: burst out laughing AGAIN.
i was singing 'bananas in pajamas', captain planet and even hi-5!
no WONDER syafiie was irritated! :)
but like 15 mins b4 lesson ended HE was also singing. singing ULTRAMAN. ROTFL.
mt:
i PASSED!! true, i passed only by 2 marks n maggie got highest in class BUT i DID pass n tts wat matters!!
recess:
did the eng thing.
got like FOUR wrong. bleh.
geog:
aziz is SO fake n act cute!
but very funny!
argh.
test next week
maths:
maths!! YAY. i got A1!! i HOPE i can get into 3e6 next yr!!
test next week!
today was ANOTHER happy day! =)))
but SOO many tests coming up.
i wanna do well!! PLEASE let me go to 3e6!!!
friends forever ; 6:13 AM
Saturday, August 05, 2006
i HOPE its the laptop!!
went xinyi's house today. did ipw rubbish. blahblahblah.
they defaced my face!!
my POOR hair.
went ah ma's house.
ate this nice soupy thingy.
healthy n delish!
played dai di wif 2 of my cousins.
lost horribly but won once or twice..
im in the middle of making some very impt decisions..
should i still trust them?
do i still like him? etc.
so emotional nowadays.
but i try to hide it.
shall try to go back to the old me..
so many ppl around me also having probs..
to whoever has problems:
GOGOGO!! stick it out and REN(da han)!!
u have friends here who will help you!
i like goofy ppl. =))
today i a little crazy on the quizzes. heh.
sorry. i took a bunch of them frm friendster bulletins.
it was fun though!
i hope other ppl will do them too.. but i doubt them will.
btw,
OMGOMGOMG!! SEVEN hundred people!!
AHH!!
friends forever ; 10:35 PM
1. Cried: yes
2. Worn jeans: yes.
3. Met someone: yea
4. Done laundry: no.
5.Talked on the phone: yes
6.Said I love you: no. saying to a friend as a joke counted? if it is then yes.
--------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN-------------
8. Yourself: no.
9. Your friends: some of them
10. Tooth Fairy: no. but its cute to see small kids who believe in it.
11. Destiny/Fate: yes
12. Ghosts: no
13. UFO's : no
-------------FRIENDS AND LIFE--------------
14. Do you ever wish you had another name
yes.
15. Do you like anyone?
in the process of de-liking n sth la.
16. Which one of your friends acts the most like you?
haah. all act so spaz. cant decide.
17. When you cried the most who was there?
when did i cry the most?
18. What's the best feeling in the world?
happiness
19. Worst Feeling?
lonliness
20. What time is it now?
10.25pm
--------WHICH IS BETTER----------
21. Chocolate or vanilla?
vanilla
22. Coke or Pepsi
coke
23. Love or Lust
love ..
24. Sprite or 7UP
sprite!
25. Girls or Guys
both.
26. Scruff or Clean shaved?
clean shaved.
27. Blondes or Brunettes?
brunettes
28. Tall or Short
tall
29. movies day or night
night.. but both aso can la
-------WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX------
31. What do you notice first ?
face.
32. What type of girl/guy do you like
a STRAIGHT girl/guy. =))
----------THE LAST TIME YOU...-----
33. took a shower?
1.5 hrs ago
34. Last time you cried
just now.
-----WHO-----
35. Makes you smile?
friends.
36. Who can make you smile no matter what?
anyone. anyone who will make a fool of him/herself
37. Has a crush on you?
38. Are you in love right now?
no
--------DO YOU EVER--------
39. Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call
no.
40. Save AIM conversations
yes
42. Wish you were a member of the
opposite sex
soemtimes.. yes
43. Wear perfume
for spesh occasions
44. Go online for longer than eight hours at a time
when im free n my mum allows me to.
--------WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...---------
45. That you saw?
my sis.
46. You talked to
jason. online.
47. You hugged?
my bro!
48. You instant messaged?
jason
49. You yelled at?
my sis.
50. You thought about?
her. that one who pisses me off so much.
--------DO YOU?-------
51. Color your hair?
using color pencils? lol. no.
52. Have tattoos
no
53. Have piercings?
no
54. Have on lipstick?
no
55. Own more than 10 pairs of flip flops?
no
56. Like someone?
yes ..
57. Hate someone?
dislike a LOT. but not hate. YET
58. Have any money on you?
not ON me.. its in my bag..
friends forever ; 10:20 PM
1. Melissa
2. meli?
Two Parts of Your Heritage
1. er. hokiene (sp??)
2. teochew
Two things that scare you
1. emptiness
2. loss
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now
1. night dress
2. specs
Two Things You Want in a Relationship
1. trust
2. happiness
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies
1. sing
2. perform!
Two Things You Want Really Badly
1. a laptop
2. ipod VIDEOOOO!!!!
Two Places You Want to go on Vacation
1. China
2. California!!
Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die
1. be with The One
2. sky dive/bungee jump
Two Things You Are Thinking About Now
1. must. stop. over-analysing.
2. mm. this tolberone is NICE.
Two Stores You Shop At
1. errrr... giant?
2. and ntuc? lol
Two people you are talking to now
1. tiffany
2. spleak
Two favorite web sites
1. blogger.com
2. www.happytobeloved.blogspot.com
Two Favorite Drinks
1. sprite
2. coke?
Two People who might fill this out
1. i have no idea.
2. most prob not a guy.
Two things you did last night:
1. rush ipw
2. talked to xin yi on the phone
Two Shows you like to watch:
1. movies counted? click!
2. and.. bring it on!
Two places you like to go to:
1. library. im not a geek kay? i simply.. CONNECT with books.
2. movie theatres
Two things you like about yourself:
1. can make friends easily
2. can crap with many ppl!
Two things you hate about yourself:
1. my grades. for chinese.
2. my luck.
Two things you ate today:
1. tom yam!
2. swiss roll
Two Things You're doing tonight:
1. playing dai di
2. blogging
friends forever ; 10:04 PM